ANTOINE WALKER: VENTURE CAPITALIST

That’s an investment I can’t argue with… It’s pretty hard to find the most ridiculous part of this terribly sad story about Antoine Walker and how he squandered $110 million of earnings in 12 years, but I’ll give you some candidates. Walker signed a six-year, $71 million guaranteed contract in 1999. 10 years later, he’s [...]

HANGING WITH MY WHITE FRIENDS

This is pretty hilarious…

MORE BS FROM BILL SIMMONS

If you’re still a fan of Bill Simmons, he’s making the rounds promoting his 700 page new book, creatively titled “The Book of Basketball.” He sat down talked exchanged emails communicated (I doubt Bill could be troubled to actually write things anymore) with Jason Pinter of the Huffington Post to discuss all things wonderful about [...]

WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE?

I give up. Why do people watch this crap? This entire panel is filled with people who shouldn’t have a public existence, yet all do for some reason. Nancy Grace… why are you famous? Short little black lady… who are you and why are you famous? Jon Gosselin… how can you walk around with that [...]

HOW NOT TO GET RID OF SWINE FLU

Goats just haven’t picked up the slack for the missing pigs. (Probably because they’re looking over their shoulders) You’ve got to hand it to the Egyptians. When I was worried about the swine flu pandemic, I wondered what our government would do to make sure all Americans were safe. The Egyptians, they weren’t going to [...]

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